yep, lame-O mom...
campout with the kids in the back yard...
tent set up...check
sleeping bags and pillows...check
game of Uno by lantern....Check
all crash and sleep amazing...check...until 11:30
11:30 crazy wind wakes up crazy paranoid mom...check
crazy paranoid mom lays in tent for an hour listening to crazy wind and imagining crazy drugged out teenagers sneaking through our backyard to steal pot from our neighbors garden...
note...I have no idea if our neighbors are growing pot...but last night at midnight I was totally 100% positive that they had a legit pot garden growing, minus electric fence and man-eating dogs...making it possible for the crazy drugged out teenagers to sneak through OUR backyard hop the fence and steal all their pot...
yeah...so crazy paranoid mom, wakes up kids at midnight-thirty and packs them into the safety of their own beds...oh, and lays in bed hearing the police chopper hovering over our backyard capturing the crazy drugged out teenagers....
crazy paranoid moms finally falls asleep and wakes up to a totally undisturbed tent site in our backyard...
yeah, imagine that...
not one crazy drugged out teenager...
no pot garden in our neighbors backyard....
no police helicopter raid in our backyard....
hmmmm.... example 1007 why I don't watch scary movies...
...and just so you know...kids know nothing about how crazy and paranoid their mom is...
I told them the wind was too much and keeping me awake...
3 comments:
wow, sounds like you need a nap today! The kids have had the experience of sleeping outside!
And that is why I like to sleep in my own bed....crazy wind, crazy teenagers, crazy wild animals. Some of us are made for roughing it-and others do much better in a hotel behind a dead bolt door. I would say motel but hotel just sounded so much safer! I agree with Sandy-a nap is needed today!
Sure sounded like a good idea in the daylight though, huh ? (;
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