Saturday, February 11, 2012

the 'bread'

you either love it or you hate it...
not the bread itself, no one could actually hate this bread...
but the tradition of the bread is what you love or lothe...
or like me, I love the bread enough to tolerate the origins of it.
it's called Amish Friendship Bread
but I've had friends call it the 'Friend Hater Bread'

you know the stuff...
a friend gives you a weird
gooey,
goopy,
lumpy looking bag of 'starter'
along with a crinkled xeroxed paper
with directions like
DON'T use metal bowls or spoons
and
'mush bag' (how weird is that)...
and then you have this bag floating around on your counter for 10 days...
the whole 10 days you have to remember,
     "is this a 'mush bag' day or a 'add something' day?..."
and a curious, rebellious thought of... 
     what would happen if I broke the rules and USED metal!!!!
sheesh...the pressure!

and then when you have the bags to hand out to your friends people treat you like the plague...
"avoid her, she has those bags she's trying to force everyone to take!"
well, I was wanting some of the infamous bread and I had no friends (or enemy's) with a gooey, goopy, lumpy bag of starter to hand off to me...

enter Pintrest...

and there it was...
a glorious pin with the directions of HOW to start my own starter...
so I pinned it...
and waited...
and kept watching other's repin my pin of the starter...
in fact it's my most repinned pin E.V.E.R!

and for those of you that don't speak Pintrest...that means lots of other people also like Amish Friendship Bread...
...
so I waited a bit longer
and then decided to make the leap and try my hand at starting a batch of starter...
I followed this recipe from allrecipes.com

and it worked...

and I then followed this recipe to make the actual bread
I'm not going to be redundant and re-type the recipe, since there are a ton of recipes to follow...
I like the one I made, the family loves it and gobbles it up
(but don't bake for 1 hour, only 50-55 min was all I needed...5 more and it would have been too done!)...
and there are other variations on the bread recipes, click here to see them all.
we might try the lemon poppy seed version next...or chocolate?
I'm now onto round 4 of my starter, just bagged up and baked batch #3 this morning...yum!
and that's all folks...I'm off to mush a bag of starter...

p.s. if you'd like a gooey, goopy, lumpy bag of starter let me know I'm in a continuous 10 day starter cycle!
p.p.s.  If you'd like an invite to Pintrest or like some starter helps, let me know and I'll get you hooked started.

Friday, February 10, 2012

surviving

here are some tips I  have for
...surviving the Horrible Nasty....

and by Horrible Nasty I mean the plague that my family had this week...

I remember a veteran mom at MOPS passing on some sick tips when the girl child was about a year old.
I had no idea how helpful one of those tips would be...
I'm sure I gleaned more than one piece of wisdom from her,
but there is one thing that I always hear in my head when the girl child gets sick
*Ponytail!
yep, that's been huge, if you  have a girl with hair that might fall in her face when she's throwing up, put her hair in a ponytail!

and now here are some tips that I have picked up over the years in the trenches!
      really, my kids are vomiters 
     (not a word, but I'm thinking it should be!), 
     I've served a few tours in the nasty trenches of bile 
     (yep, I just said that!)


1.  Ponytail or bobby-pins (I've used the bobby-pins for the boy child and his thick locks);  really one of the worst things is getting vomit in your hair.

2.  Towels, old blankets, sheets;

I cover the carpeted traffic areas from wherever the sick child is (bed, couch, etc) to the bathroom. Don't cover tile or hardwood.  This may result in more laundry but WAY less carpet cleaning, I'll take laundry over carpet cleaning any day.  I also cover up their pillows with a towel, and change the towel about twice a day hoping to remove any Horrible Nasty germs.  You may also want to cover the couch and the floor around their bed.

3.  Washing Machine;

With towels everywhere I'm usually doing a few loads of 'sick' laundry a day.  I leave the machine open, start a cycle and leave it open until I get a full load (I have a top loader, this would't work with a front loader), then I start it over when the machine gets full so it runs a whole cycle.  I'm so sorry if you are a laundromat family, I have thanked God literally 100's of times this week that we have a washing machine and indoor plumbing for that matter!  


4.  BRAT Diet modified;

The Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast Diet is a list of mild foods that are usually okay on an upset tummy.  Well, my kids don't love the BRAT Diet; the girl child doesn't like banana's the boy child doesn't eat rice, and neither one of them LOVE toast, and Saltines although not on the BRAT diet are also not a favorite for my kids.  So here are a few of the foods that I can get my kids to eat when they're sick:
*jello; my kids only get jello when they're sick, so it's sort-of a special treat
*bagels and muffins (instead of toast); nothing sweet, just plain (stay away from bran muffins if your kids are having 'lower intestinal' issues)
*dry cereals; Kix, Cherrios, Oatmeal Squares, Chex are all loaded with vitamins and are light on an upset tummy
*applesauce & other fruit 'sauces'; they actually both will eat applesauce, but you may try some of the other fruit 'sauces' on the market, they have applesauce with pears, or mango's, or peaches, I'd steer clear of the strawberry version, strawberries are a little to acidic on the tummy.
*noodles in broth;  (rather than rice),  I cook up some whole wheat egg noodles in chicken broth and both kids enjoy that.
*pretzels and pita chips (instead of Saltines)


*scrambled eggs;  the BRAT diet is void of protein, something I think bodies need to help recover, but dairy (milk and cheese) can be too hard on the sick stomach
*Mrs. Grass Noodle Soup...it's the BEST

*tortillas & butter (instead of toast);  I will warm up some tortillas in the microwave and spread a little butter on it, roll it up.  The butter gives them a little bit of protein, anything helps!
*Sports Drinks mixed with Sodas; Pedialyte is spendy and you can get the same vitamins and electrolyte from sports drinks.  I make a 50/50 mix of sports drink & the Soda of their choice, 7-up, Sprite, Ginger Ale, etc

5.  Timer;

I set the timer for 15 minutes and have the kids take a sip of their drink when the timer goes off and then re-set it for 15 more minutes.  The girl child actual has an iphone (an old hand-me down for music, games, and movies we don't have it set up for phone), she will set the timer on her phone and is very good at taking her sip of drink and reminding her brother.  If you have a timer that they can carry around with them this helps so much in keeping them hydrated and helps them feel like they have some control over the situation.

6.  Clorox wipes;

I LOVE these when the kids, or anyone, are sick.  I can clean up every 'sick incident' pretty fast, wipe the toilet, floor, sink, etc without needing to break out the mop and bucket.  I also wipe down all the door knobs, light switches, toilet handles, counters, remote controls, etc to try to stop the Horrible Nasty from spreading.

7.  Kid Sized Stool; 

This is great for the sick child to sit at while they are 'visiting' the porcelain god.  Toilets are built for adults, it's so nice for the kids to sit down while they are throwing up or for their feet to rest on if they are spending hours with 'lower intestinal' issues.

8.  Netflix

streaming Netflix on our tv is wonderful, the kids can watch as much Phineas and Ferb as they want

and while they're napping I can watch the 1st season of Downton Abby!



My hope is that you don't have to survive the Horrible Nasty at your home, but if you do may some of these tips help you get thru the trenches.

Just curious, what is on your list of must haves when your family is at war with the Horrible Nasty?!

Friday, February 3, 2012

pintrest Menu

January 2012=nacho's and breakfast for dinner...
yep...I know better...
   but I went into the month with no menu
....I made a menu...
tentatively ....
once...
in my head...
while in the grocery story ...
mid way thru the month...
yeah, that didn't work...
shocking, I know...
so, I'm doing my pintrest menu for February
(if you don't know about pintrest ask me and I'll help you...
if you need an invite to pintrest ask me and I'll invite you)

here is my 'yum' board in pintrest

and the recipes I'm putting on our menu for the next 2 weeks


Spinach Artichoke Pasta (might replace the artichoke with asparagus or broccoli)















Sunday, January 29, 2012

sign

a sign that you may force your children to watch nerd tv...

2 weeks ago Saturday...
scene: mom in living room folding clothes and watching American Pickers*

boy child enters scene & sits on couch
boy child-"what'cha watching?"
mom-"American Pickers"
boy child-"YES, that is my favorite grown up show!"

this Sunday afternoon...
scene: boy and girl child sitting on couch playing their DSI's
boy child-"hey did you know one of the American Pickers needed to get glasses?"
girl child-"really, which one?"
boy child-"the tall skinny one, he needed it to see the junk they pick better!"

*important blog note-American Pickers is an educational show on the history channel this is not one of moms 'teen porn' shows talked about in past posts...
**American Pickers is available for streaming on Netflix
I was not compensated in anyway by American Pickers, Antique Archaeology, or the History Channel for this post

Saturday, January 28, 2012

confessions

*I heart yarn
....like really really love the stuff


*I try to justify it by saying things like I can decorate with it

....bowls of yarn are totally.100%.home decor....

*I start projects that I don't finish
...and usually  know going into it that I'm NEVER going to finish the project...
...but if I can buy more yarn for my 'project'....well yeah...I have a problem

*I watch horrible tv shows...
....Beau calls my shows 'teen porn'...
...I might be addicted to 'the secret life of an american teenager'
    that is a horrible show...is this supposed to make teens not want to have babies in high school...it almost makes me want to go back to high school and have a baby...almost!!!
....I also recently discovered 'switched at birth'...good horrible teen porn stuff

*last night I discovered 'sister wives' on netflix

....I may or may not have watched the entire first season in one sitting!
....but I was working on an above mentioned yarn project so it was fine!

special blog notes...
*children are rarely harmed in my yarn obsession...unless making them behave in the yarn aisle without snacks is considered harmful.
*also children are never allowed to watch my teen porn 'mommy's shows' with me.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

toothless

boy child lost a tooth last night...
...no literally...
     HE LOST HIS TOOTH

we're sitting at dinner talking about loose teeth
...both boy and girl child have multiple loose teeth right now...

boy child had dad feel all 3 of this loose teeth...
    girl child wanted to have dad feel her loose teeth but then chickened out
...dinner continues...
    boy child is eating a chicken leg...
         gets some grisly grossness in his mouth and I tell him to go spit it out...
...dinner continues...

dinner is wrapping up...
boy child and I both clear our plates
    girl child and dad are still at table...

boy child says, 'I lost my tooth'...
which is sort of a joke he does because his baby teeth are teeny tiny and he has gaps so sometimes it can look like there is a tooth missing when really its just his tiny teeth in his big ol mouth!

we all laugh...
then, 'No, really I just lost my tooth!'
dad...'Where is it?'
boy...'I don't know, I LOST my tooth!'
mom...'when did it fall out?'
boy...'I don't know I LOST it!'

big ol' gap...top tooth lost a few weeks ago
& then bottom one last night
family searches the table, his mouth, the floor
mom is now searching the trash thinking he spit it out with the grisly grossness
or threw it away with his dinner plate
     (yes we were eating on paper plates...we're fancy like that!)

SHEESH...no tooth...
now dad is trying to remember if the tooth was actually in his mouth when he was feeling all the loose teeth...
he can't remember...

the boy and girl child were playing outside for a few hours before dinner...
...playing dragons and unicorns can totally make a tooth fall out, dragons loose their teeth all the time, so much so that they don't even KNOW WHEN THEY HAVE LOST ONE!!!!

I walk back over for a third look-see thru the trash...
....maybe I can find a piece of grisly grossness that can pass as his tooth and he'll never know
I really...
REALLY....to the tenth power REALLY!
don't want to try to find a tooth outside in the yard...at night...when it's cold....

then I step on something...
yep, a little teeny tiny tooth was just right there on the floor...

end of story...
nope...
that crazy disapearing tooth did a disapearing act on the tooth fairy also...

boy child all tucked snuggly into bed with tooth fairy box tucked all sunggly under his pillow
tooth fairy box from Michaels $1...
boy child opted to keep it unpainted


tooth fairy does the 'exchange'...
only she can't find the tooth...it's not in the box...
...she takes the box out from under the pillow
....her stealthiness usually allows her to make the exchange without removing the box from under the pillow...
she's almost a ninja!
STILL NO TOOTH
that poor little fairy was now searching all over for a teeny tiny little tooth...
NADA...

ninja tooth fairy leaves the scene before she looses her ninja'ness...

mom wakes up boy child for school...
boy child finds $ from tooth fairy...
boy child gets dressed...throws pj's on bed...pillow had fallen off bed throws that back on bed...
mom walks into room and sees a teeny tiny little tooth resting so sweetly on the edge of boy child's bed...
do you see the teeny tiny little tooth?


I think we may  have a ninja tooth!



Tuesday, January 24, 2012

lovely

...just lovely....
simply wonderful...

I have dinner in the crock pot
waiting for my Beau to get home from work

the kids have finished their homework
    girl child is getting her math
    & the boy child finished his first 'chapter' book


and they remembered something...
...something just amazing...
they have a backyard...
and they have been playing out there for the past hour...
    playing unicorn and dragons 
         with walkie-talkie's and 'disguise glasses' 
               (not sure how that works)

I have all the ingredients for a cake ready to bake
....when the girl child gets in from playing we will put it together....

and rather than spend my time on facebook or pintrest or in blogland
....gasp I know...there really is a life outside of the computer...
I have been crocheting my lovely afternoon away.....